God's Gift to Women
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Gloria


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I hate you, I love you
Leave, please don't go away
Can't decide if I like your face
Or if I wish it would stray

You're a child but you're malicious
You're sweet but don't remember my name
And heads you win and tails I'm lost
And love equals pain

I am drifting without an anchor
Through your ambigous region
A strange continent immune to all reason
And I'm flattered by your grey matter

Inside my skin, I feel your tongue
Telling me I'm dirty and licking my bones
A surge against silence, a knife across a plate
Makes the sound of need on hate

I am drifting without an anchor
Through your ambigous region
A strange continent immune to all reason
And I'm flattered by your grey matter
And I do not understand why a woman can't just love a man

You're amusing you're a real cool show
With your meat hooks and barbed wire carnival
You got glitter in your pocket
You got mothballs in your soul
From too many false teeth and greasy flash bulbs

I am drifting without an anchor
Through your ambigous region
A strange continent immune to all reason
And I'm flattered by your grey matter

I love you
I hate you

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Written by Elizabeth Hummel
Performed with Elizabeth Hummel and Gregory Page
I'm on the edge of my seat
In the soup of my soul
In the center of time
I'm in a sentimental role
You're a stranger of mine
And I'm a stranger of yours
But I seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store

And I seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store
Seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store
Honey, open up
You don't need to shut down
Cause we're gonna blow the hell
Outta this town

I got these really cool boots
That zip up the side
With a little bit of fur
On the Naga hide
And you found a metal
From the Vietnam war
And I seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store

And I seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store
Seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store
Honey, open up
You don't need to shut down
Cause we're gonna blow the hell
Outta this town

And there's a Lutheran lady
With blueish hair
We'll show you to the drawer
Of underwear
And I'm wondering if
This camera really works
And then I meet your eyes
Near the fifty-cent shirts

And I seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store
Seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store
Honey, open up
You don't need to shut down
Cause we're gonna blow the hell
Outta this town

And you find boxers
With little blue sheep
And I find a tutu
I can finally keep
If we've been here once
You know we've been here before
And I seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store

Well wear what you want to
And wear it with pride
Cause it's a big, bad, cold, hard
World outside
And when you're burned out
Heart sick and sore
We can sit down on the sofa
At the Goodwill Store

And I seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store
Seen you in the window
At the Goodwill Store
Honey, open up
You don't need to shut down
Cause we're gonna blow the hell
Outta this town

I'm on the edge of my seat
In the soup of my soul
In the center of time
I'm in a sentimental role


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Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat
Would you like to grab my thighs?
Yes, I have got nice tits
They are the perfect grabing size

I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
For some slimeball like you to come along
I am so desperate
I'll do you and your mom

Chorus:
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I'll be giving
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, Yeah

I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on
If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue
I was just thinking that it'd really make my day
If he offered me a place to stay with pay

I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
for some sketcher like you to come along
I am so desperate
I'll do you on the front lawn

Chorus:
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I'll be giving
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, Yeah

I was just thinking that it'd be really cool
If I got hit up side the head with a manly tool
That way he could have nothing left to say
And have his way with me all day

I'm just a nice girl
Thought I had everything
Until you flashed me
And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life
For some motherfucker like you to come along
I am so desperate
I am writing you this song

And you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you

Chorus:
I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
When I think about what I'll be giving
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
My own private god's gift to women
Yeah, Yeah


Gloria Available on Joy
Gloria in excelsis Deo
laudamus te
Kyrie eleison
agnus Dei
gloria

Gloria in excelsis Deo
Christe eleison
laudamus te
agnus Dei
gloria

Crucifixus et resurrexit
dona nobis pacem
gloria