Kiss Your Ass
Co-written with Steve Poltz
What time should I pick you up tonight
To make me seem more respectable?
What kind of flowers should I bring your mother
To make me seem more delectable?
I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask
No matter the task
My whole purpose in life is just to
Kiss your ass.
What kind of drugs should I take tonight
To make me seem like I'm introverted?
What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother
To make me seem like I'm still perverted?
I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask
No matter the task
My whole purpose in life is just to
Kiss your ass.
Teach me something I don't know,
But I swear I'll be something someday.
I strain my ears listening too hard to what you say.
How many times should I cruise your block
On my teensy red tricycle
Screaming your name, sweetheart, in vain?
This love stew has got me in a pickle.
I got no problem with family events,
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask
No matter the task
You're just the director, baby, I'm the cast
You can be a slut, and I will be chaste.
'Cause my whole purpose in life
My whole purpose in life
My whole purpose in life
My whole purpose in life
My whole purpose in life is just to
Kiss your ass.
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Kiss The Flame 
Please love, lets make no impartial vow
Let it all fall away
That's not crucial now
I want a brave love
One that makes me weak in the knees
I want a crazy,crazy lover
One that makes me come undone at the seams
I'm tired of all these pilgrims
These Puritans, these thieves
Of all the unbelievers
Who belittle all that I believe
Let these swift roads destroy themselves
Let the world fall into its sleep
For we shall be spared
We shall be left standing
To face the concrete & honey
Kiss the flame
Lets embrace the faceless, the un-named
Kiss the flame
Lets run with the hope of the untamed
Kiss the flame
There are nightmares on the sidewalk
There are jokes on TV
They are confusing volume with power
Everybody's shouting at me
Oh where for art thou, Romeo?
Where've all the brave men gone?
Show me one man who can in silence
With him I will belong
Kiss the flame
Lets embrace the faceless, the un-named
Kiss the flame
Lets run with the hope of the untamed
Kiss the flame
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